So, now that we are finally approaching SEC play, it's time to get down to business. Deep apologies for missing last week. I was still in pain for the previous week's loss/enjoying New Orleans. Without further ado, I present to you, 12 Reasons to Hate the Vanderbilt Commodores:
1. I ask one thing of you Vandy. One thing: Beat LSU. And you never can pull through, can you?
2. Vanderbilt University’s official logo has a phallic symbol built right into its “V”. Not quite as classy as the Big Ten-eleven-nextyeartwelve, but still.
3. Jay Cutler should spend less time bodybuilding and more time learning how to throw to the right team. Confused at this reference? It turns out that the former Commodore and Chicago Bear is the second most popular Jay Cutler in your standard google image search of the name.
4. They have a Commodore, but we have an Admiral.
5. I was always an Apple guy. The Commodore 64 never cut it for me.
6. We are Ole Miss. We tailgate with chandeliers. We understand excess. But seriously Vanderbilt family…250 rooms? Who do you think you are, George? Jerry Jones?
7. Erry day they hustlin’. Vanderbilt’s student newspaper is legitimately called …and try to say this out loud with a straight face, The Vanderbilt Hustler.
8. Anderson Cooper is a Vanderbilt. And at Ole Miss, there’s only room for one ambiguously gay news anchor.
9. This digital rendering of Cornelius.
10. It’s a really popular hobby. This guy seems to think that Vandy should be replaced by UCF. He’s completely wrong, and I would usually hate on this, but we aren’t playing UCF this week, so…Vandy shouldn’t be in the SEC.
11. Al Gore and Skip Bayless both attended Vanderbilt University. One invented the internet, and the other sucks at sportcasting.
12. Nashville claims to be “The Music City”. But really? What about Memphis? New Orleans? New York City? Dallas?
As always, feel free to submit your own!
Im liking the links for the newspaper. Now I have a quick jump to read my Vanderbilt Hustler!
ReplyDeleteMe to Anonymous. oh maybe Ole Miss could beat Lsu this year only time will tell I guess. Go Tigers!
ReplyDeleteHotty Toddy!
ReplyDeleteOn Anderson Cooper, I think you could have just deleted the "ambiguously" part. Not sure it's even remotely close to ambiguous or a secret.
ReplyDeleteAs for Skip Bayless, we also had Grantland Rice and a ton of other sportscasters out there. Don't brand us with the one sportscaster we don't like to claim.
Well, neither of them will say it...so, I'll let them be.
ReplyDeleteAlso, please come back and continue the hate in the future!
ReplyDeleteReason #13:
ReplyDeleteThey have a tight end named Brandon Barden. Leave it to Vandy to have an Asian Brandon Bolden.
#13
ReplyDeleteRaugh out Roud
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