Hecklin: Georgia

Here's your outfield list for this weekend's home matchup against the JOJA BOODAWGS. It was a busy week, so some things were hastily thrown together. This means that it is up to all of you to improve it. Get to hecklin'!

 

#12 Zach Cone-Zach's father (Ronny) and Brother(Kevin) play[ed] football a Georgia Tech.  Zach picked UGA. This is probably why his Mom (Janet) is sleeping with so many of y'all in the outfield #AmIRight!?!? #ImSoRight

 He's from Stone Mountain, the dilapidated confederate version of Mount Rushmore which has reduced itself to shitty nightly laser shows, 90's techno, and bright green American flags projected onto the walls of a rock while "Proud to be an American" is yelled by you and your closest 500 redneck friends. I'll get off my soap box.

#45 Chase Davidson-Only batted .189 last year, so I find it hard to imagine he'll start. However, if he does, remind him of that hitting percentage, and suggest that he probably should have taken the third-round cash to play for the Astros. At least there, his mediocrity would be celebrated.  His mother's name is Judi.   He is majoring in Pre-Business. How does that happen? I understand Pre-Med/Law, as there is a necessary next step. But to run a business, you don't even really need a Post-Business degree. Also, at risk of outing my identity, I am becoming increasingly upset by the fact that all of these players are younger than me. This kid was born in the 90's...THE NINETIES.

#40 Matt Lowery-Has a hot girlfriend. I might update in the comments section if I can find her name. Matt's favorite show is Jersey Shore, and he loves music by Angels and Airwaves, Mayday Parade, Cobra Starship, and Jack's Mannequin. So, if anyone is looking for a hot girlfriend, Matt's isn't getting any from him. He is the son of Dan and Sherry Lowery.

#2 Johnathan Taylor-Johnathan doesn't look ANYTHING like the Home Improvement Star that all of our sister's liked when we were growing up. He's black. But I'd imagine "Does anyone ever tell you that you look like Johnathan Taylor Thomas?" might be funny. Son of John and Tandra Taylor.

#16 Peter Verdin Son of Peter and Patty Verdin. From Alexandria, Virginia. Can't find much about the kid, honestly. Sucks, too because he'll likely play. Do work fellow leakers.

#11 Conor Welton-Freshman. Used to be a quarterback in high school. Probably bummed to play baseball, and it's doubtful that's why he's really at UGA. Probably won't play anyway.  His dad was a safety on the 1980 NC UGA Football team.

#15 Austin Wheeler- I'm not crazy about posting photos, but when one like this shows up, I feel that it's my hating duty. Please, accept my dearest apology for what you are about to witness. Yeah, Austin's manboobs are peeking out of that pokemon blanket.

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And I leave you with that, fellow Cuppers. As always, feel free to add on, edit, and kick ass. It's your one job, and in this recession some ain't got none, so do yours well.

Keep Drinkin' That Haterade!

Daily Thoughts 3/29

Hey there guys,

It has been awhile since I have done this so forgive me if I am a little rusty.

Today I'll just be talking about the Knicks big win last night, the Celts recent struggles, the NFL Lockout, and some NCAA Tourney talk.

As always you know I love to hear what you think.

Hecklin' Alabama:

Hecklin’ Alabama:

Cary Baxter-16—RHP/OF- Graduated with a 4.0 grade point average and a 30 ACT score. Nerd. Probably won’t play.

Taylor Dugas-1—OF –Has a sister named Tiffany. She’s old enough to make fun of (Around 25), and not cute enough to be TOO worried about it (I’d call her a 4). They are from Lafayette, LA, so all of those Cajun jokes we save up for da tigahs definitely apply here. I’m not even sure how to pronounce that mess. Doo-Gah probably. Doogah’s high school mascot was the rebels.

Hunter Gregory-46—OF-A walk-on from Bevill State Community College. Unlikely that he’ll play, but if he does feel free to call him out on the fact that the wouldn’t even give him a PIECE of a scholly for his time.

Brandt Hendricks-12—OF- He prefers baseball attire called 22Fresh. Unsurprisingly, that’s exactly as douchey as it sounds. I’d be willing to guarantee that it comes smelling like Axe. His little sister, Tessa, is in high school and plays tennis. Don’t shoot the messenger. I just provide the information. Do what you must with it.

John Kelton-10—OF/INF- Another walk-on, but he played 4 different positions last year. John has a married sister named Kim Kelton Conaway. Do what you please with that.

David Kindred-16—OF David played at Ole Miss in for two years (one was a redshirt). He wasn’t very good, only batting a .222 in 11 games. Just remind him that he sucked and we didn’t want him around, anyway. He also has a sister, Anne Elise, but I can’t find her anywhere, so tread lightly.

Andrew Miller-2—OF-According to Andrew’s facebook, Andrew’s interests include “girls and sports.” His favorite quote is “mom the meatloaf!” He also enjoys baseball (shocker), hunting, partying, and…wait for it…Washers. This guy takes his washers seriously.

Jeremiah Toolidge-40-OF Jeremiah has a brother on the same team, James, and it seems that he also has a sister, Jessica. Now, I’ve yet to see James or Jeremiah play, but I must admit that Jessica seems the most “talented.”

Those are your outfielders. Feel free to print this out, pull it up on your phones, and be loud. Last season, we had wifi in the outfield. I imagine the same stands here, but I’ve been watching the non-conference games from the infield. Feel free to be more creative, as this is merely a starter. Good luck, and happy hecklin’.

Super Bowl Preview

Hey there guys

I've been back at school for the last couple of weeks and have been getting myself situated, back in classes and working for my school newspaper, which is taking a lot more time than I originally thought ha.

Anyway here is a short preview for tomorrow night's super bowl done by yours truly.

2010-11 BCS National Championship Game

Can Cam Newton break my cover curse (cover athlete 2-20 this season) and lead the Tigers to a title?

Hey there guys,

It's that time.  Time for the National Championship game.

We have the Pac-10 Champion Oregon Ducks, and the #1 Auburn Tigers, champions of the SEC.

Read my preview inside.

2010-11 Sugar Bowl Preview

Can Ryan Mallett lead the Razorbacks to a victory in their first ever BCS Bowl Game?

Hey there guys,

I apologize for the lack of quality posts over the last couple of days, but then again It's my blog so get over it.

Ha, but seriously, working has put my a little bit behind, so I'm playing catch up.

Here is my preview for tonights SUGAR BOWL.

January 1st Bowl Preview

Oklahoma QB Landry Jones looking to win Oklahoma's first BCS Bowl game since the '00 season

Hey there guys,

This is probably going to be pretty short.  I've been working a lot and to be honest, I'm tired.

But here are some small previews, and my projections.

Happy New Year everyone!