Hecklin’ Alabama:
Cary Baxter-16—RHP/OF- Graduated with a 4.0 grade point average and a 30 ACT score. Nerd. Probably won’t play.
Taylor Dugas-1—OF –Has a sister named Tiffany. She’s old enough to make fun of (Around 25), and not cute enough to be TOO worried about it (I’d call her a 4). They are from Lafayette, LA, so all of those Cajun jokes we save up for da tigahs definitely apply here. I’m not even sure how to pronounce that mess. Doo-Gah probably. Doogah’s high school mascot was the rebels.
Hunter Gregory-46—OF-A walk-on from Bevill State Community College. Unlikely that he’ll play, but if he does feel free to call him out on the fact that the wouldn’t even give him a PIECE of a scholly for his time.
Brandt Hendricks-12—OF- He prefers baseball attire called 22Fresh. Unsurprisingly, that’s exactly as douchey as it sounds. I’d be willing to guarantee that it comes smelling like Axe. His little sister, Tessa, is in high school and plays tennis. Don’t shoot the messenger. I just provide the information. Do what you must with it.
John Kelton-10—OF/INF- Another walk-on, but he played 4 different positions last year. John has a married sister named Kim Kelton Conaway. Do what you please with that.
David Kindred-16—OF David played at Ole Miss in for two years (one was a redshirt). He wasn’t very good, only batting a .222 in 11 games. Just remind him that he sucked and we didn’t want him around, anyway. He also has a sister, Anne Elise, but I can’t find her anywhere, so tread lightly.
Andrew Miller-2—OF-According to Andrew’s facebook, Andrew’s interests include “girls and sports.” His favorite quote is “mom the meatloaf!” He also enjoys baseball (shocker), hunting, partying, and…wait for it…Washers. This guy takes his washers seriously.
Jeremiah Toolidge-40-OF Jeremiah has a brother on the same team, James, and it seems that he also has a sister, Jessica. Now, I’ve yet to see James or Jeremiah play, but I must admit that Jessica seems the most “talented.”
Those are your outfielders. Feel free to print this out, pull it up on your phones, and be loud. Last season, we had wifi in the outfield. I imagine the same stands here, but I’ve been watching the non-conference games from the infield. Feel free to be more creative, as this is merely a starter. Good luck, and happy hecklin’.
